I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao
I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao
Anonymous asked: Why do you not like cash? I thought that was better.
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone if I’m at the airport and I have an Amex Business card with more than $10k on it. However, I will have a LOT to explain if I’m carrying more than $10k in cash on my person.
These are some books I’ve been reading. 💞
These are some books I’ve been reading. 💞
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta
—watch and love Doctor Who.
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday
You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content
(Source: veryfunnymemes)
One of my Sims just said “these violent delights have violent ends” anyone know if it’s some kind of glitch?
americans trying to understand british tv
An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.
Pervert
(Source: imustnotfearfearisthemindkiller)
Anonymous asked: you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
Based on my tumblr…
… tell me what you think I’d be like in person.